Bamanboi is a magic kettle, crafted by the dankest wizards of Norway, it is forged of the finest meme ore gathered from the deepest norwegian meme mines. If you boil fresh memes in it it will unleash a screech so dank, that it will destroy all cringe within 1337 m.

The safeguarding of Earth and other worlds from biological cross-contamination (i.e. billionaires with too much time on their hands).

Also known as “planetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine “reflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”

There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.

Ever wondered what would happen if you combined a tea kettle, a stove, a microphone, cyka, blyat, a Youtube account, and an internet connection?

You get Bamanboi.

The human embodiment of a tea kettle. He likes Bottomless Pit and thinks pictures of the Great Khali are funny. He rose to fame after his tea kettle laugh in a Pyrocynical video.