Scottish colloquial. Means Below Average Mentality. See also ned and min.
"Ah'm nae a bam, like!"
by Hayley Webster April 12, 2004
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I Scottish lowlife who has nothing better to do all day than hang "aroond we me pals" and throw glass bottles around the place!
"wit - u sayin im a bam?"
by i h8 bams December 03, 2003
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Scottish slang. Refers to persons behaviour. Daft, nutter, nuts, silly, "not right in head".
When someone joins a snapped CD with sticky tape and loads it into the CD drive. After a moment of some unhealthy noises, the person looks at you and asks "Do you think it's broken?". This person is commonly referred to as a BAM!

These people exist and yes, he also managed to screw a perfectly good CD drive...
by Mr Scotsman March 25, 2006
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1) a famouse pro skater who has his own show.
2) a brand of skateboarding stuff.
3)An exclamation to express ones emotions.
1) Im gona watch viva la bam.
2) I got this new bam board and its totally awesome.
3) so I sneake up to him and BAM! right there.
by Nelly masta April 30, 2004
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A fad phrase used as a non sequitor to flame people on the World of Warcraft message boards.

Also has lead to the "Dude I'm Zexion" fad.
BAM! I'm Silentstorm
by Eldre'thalas August 18, 2006
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this word pertains to when you want to "do" someone really bad. you see them and automatically you want to ..hardcore
i saw this guy and it was like bam he was so hot...
by meagan November 20, 2004
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