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bam

Scottish colloquial. Means Below Average Mentality. See also ned and min.

"Ah'm nae a bam, like!"

by Hayley Webster April 12, 2004

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Literally everyone, ever. Including the writer of this definition.

You're all stupid people and I hate you.

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Bam

Idiot

Originates from Scotland
Possibly short for Bampot

Glaswegian - Git it up ye! Ya spazzy bam!!

English - HA HA! You are a spazzy idiot!

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Bam

An exclamation used to express extreme excitement or happiness (often times resulting from some sort of accomplishment).

See also bam sucka!
See also booyah!

"Yo fool, I just got us the chron!"

"BAM!"

by OlSpazzy April 03, 2003

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bam

I Scottish lowlife who has nothing better to do all day than hang "aroond we me pals" and throw glass bottles around the place!

"wit - u sayin im a bam?"

by i h8 bams December 03, 2003

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bam

Scottish slang. Refers to persons behaviour. Daft, nutter, nuts, silly, "not right in head".

When someone joins a snapped CD with sticky tape and loads it into the CD drive. After a moment of some unhealthy noises, the person looks at you and asks "Do you think it's broken?". This person is commonly referred to as a BAM!

These people exist and yes, he also managed to screw a perfectly good CD drive...

by Mr Scotsman March 25, 2006

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bam!

A word that Emeril Lagasse says when flicking on a spice.

Bam! Now we'll let this simmer...

by Rebecca LaRue October 12, 2003

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