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I have lived in Baltimore all of my life. There is absolutely nothing good about this city. 50% of its residents are below the poverty line. These same people are uneducated to the extreme and proud of it. It is these people who claim to be "da best".

In fact there is no way that this city can compete with other functioning cities. There is no way that this city is going to survive the rise of Europe and the rise of Asia.
This is a dangerous city. If you walk from one end of this city to the other, you are guaranteed to get robbed, beaten, or killed. That is not a joke.
There are about 300 murders a year. The city will not get over its racial divisions. Unemployment is high. Drug addiction is a severe problem. The high African American population and the white response to them, sad to say, is one of the major causes of the city's decline.
Oh you're from Baltimore.
I went there last month and got my wallet stolen.
by TOM February 26, 2005
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shity lil city...left when i was 18. been back three times. he first two, my car was broken into. the last, it was stolen. can't be mad though...no such thing as a job there, unless ur degreed.. can't get a degree cause the public schools suck...can't even get to the schools though. cause u gotta walk past the dealers, step over the fiends and run from the theives to get there. yeah, shitty lil city. if livin and lovin that makes you real, i be the fakest bitch you eva met.
gunshot sticatto has been the number one song there for 30 years
by migration like a muthafuck March 11, 2005
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The armpit of the East Coast. A murderous stinkhole that you just pass on your way to DC or Philly. A place where the Velveeta is kept in the gourmet section.
That Baltimore place is better known as Shit City. Don't go, cuz you may not get out alive.
by steviedee May 26, 2004
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The worst city in America. A city that is shamed by its superior cities to the North and South, Philly, NYC and DC. A murderous and drug-infested cesspool that is a disgrace to the country and filled with a bunch of no-talent losers and morons. Name a rapper from Baltimore. Exactly. You can't. Filled with a bunch of wannabe New Yorkers and Philadelphians who try and act like the NYers and Philly heads they see on television. A city with no identity other than drugs or crime. People from Baltimore have disgusting accents and sound like hillbillies. A city that is ignored by citizens of real cities like NYC, Philly and DC while Baltimore idiots constantly talk and think about those other cities because of their deep inferiority complex.
The other 49 states and the rest of Maryland should throw Baltimore out of the USA. Baltimore is worse than Baghdad.
by baltimoreisajoke March 22, 2005
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where all of the leftovers are. thats right, where your lost socks, missing pens, and general weird or simply random-ass people end up.
You will see and experience the most random shit just walking down the street. 11:00 o'clock @ night? the streets are deserted, except for 1 or 2 sketchy men roaming... most likely coming from north ave or the blocks past eutaw place. At night its your very own 28 days later. roll up your windows, Propecia is hot on the prawl (see youtube in case your not familiar with that-of the propecia). Hawking a ride is the third most frequent mode of transportation next to riding the bus and stealing bikes. if your under 21, your fucked. I'm sorry. Bars and Power Plant Live are the only remenents of nightlife here since hammerjacks closed down. hey, at least there's still bmore club music and the spongebob dance.
Leftovers go to Baltimore. I.E. MICA and Hopkins people. its limbo on the northeast coast.
by tayno October 06, 2006
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