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A word Coined in futurama that is another word for bulls**t information. The only difference between it and others like it is that this bull may be hazardous (possibly true) to your health
"That sir is weapons grade balonium in itself. "
- said after hear about some nonsense science factoid
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by Theamazinggeek March 13, 2018
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Aug 1 Word of the Day
the act of texting people while you are pooping
ex. (talking to a friend on fbook chat)

person 1: hey man whats going on tonight
person 2: i gotta go to the bathroom il poopt you


person 1: whatsup man what are you doing?
person 2: poopting you
by mr.poopter January 26, 2011
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