Repetitive fornication with previous partners forgoing all principle purposes for initial dissolution of the relationship to begin with.
by bamf269 August 14, 2012
The outrageous and perverted sense of courage old men acquire upon realize how little they have to lose. Those diagnosed with ballzheimers can be commonly spotted groping young women in line at stores, or shouting out absurd rants at strangers.
Old guy shouts across the geriatric ward: "Hey, Betty! Bring that fine ass over here and twerk it for me girl!"
Nurse: "Look, Harvey, your ballzheimers is getting way out of hand. Just sit back, be quiet, and finish your Tapioca."
Nurse: "Look, Harvey, your ballzheimers is getting way out of hand. Just sit back, be quiet, and finish your Tapioca."
by captmurk December 26, 2013
by Ballzheimers October 28, 2020
An illness which attacks the memory, and the person who has it the balls to attack other people for the same things they've made careers of.
There is no known cure.
There is no known cure.
Uh oh, looks like Dick Cheney and Karl Rove have Ballzheimers. They're criticizing the Obama administration for the same things they did while serving under Bush.
by Bloodbath 87 April 23, 2009
by Ballzheimers October 28, 2020
Marcus: Dude, what was the name of that girl I fucked the other night?
Abraham: Sounds like you've come down with a case of Ballzheimers, brojams!
Abraham: Sounds like you've come down with a case of Ballzheimers, brojams!
by BerkleeBen June 26, 2009
As defined by Jon Stewart, on the April 22 2009 episode of The Daily Show with Jon Stewart:
"A terrible illness that attacks the memory and gives its victims' the balls to attack others for things they themselves made a career of...There is no known cure."
"A terrible illness that attacks the memory and gives its victims' the balls to attack others for things they themselves made a career of...There is no known cure."
by The Citizen Science April 23, 2009