A phrase used when something shitty happens to you that is unfortunate and undesirable, such as someone else's sweaty ballsack on you.
Assface: *drops hotdog on the ground*
Assface: BALLS ON ME! I dropped my fucking hotdog!
by Bigdaddy15 April 09, 2014
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An expression for men for how cold it is. This is by far the coldest it gets for a man.
Phil : "Dude it's balls inside me cold today."

Rob : "amen."
by TheForkinator December 22, 2008
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In the late 60's and early 70's it meant fuck me!!
by ballme February 12, 2014
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Asking someone to pass you a ball, generally a basketball. Or sometimes backyard football.
Hey man ball me.
Hey im gonna run a post ball me.
by Brandon R November 15, 2007
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Used as a battle cry before a vicious play in a sporting event. Usually a blocked shot in basketball
by J-Dirt November 30, 2009
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a combination of "fuck me" and "oh, balls!". Preferably screamed in the middle of a large crowd.
(Falling off of a chair) "BALLS ME!" (laughter erupts)
by Junglebook December 30, 2010
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To seek help or guidance from somebody.
"Do you get this math homework" "Yeah do you?" "No can you ball me"
by James McDain February 26, 2010
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