Urban Dictionary: ballocks

The 60 year old man's ballocks hung down to his knees

by Buzz Cola October 23, 2003

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ballocks is spelt bollocks
definition:
testicles

Bollocks!
- Usually used as an alternative to 'Fuck!' or 'Shit!'

by k November 23, 2003

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Someone who acts like Chris Molloy

You are such a cunty ballocks.

by buckweet1982 February 06, 2014

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bollocksed; fucked; fouled up; doomed; damaged beyond repair; intoxicated

Chiefly British

"I'm sorry I am so late. Ballocksed up at work again, I fear. Millions down the drain." (from _Notting Hill_)

by dLand November 01, 2007

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You use the comment for almost any contact with other

Person- “Shut up dude you’re mean”
You- “My left ballock is mean”

by Your almighty and powerful God December 04, 2017

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