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unexpected or repeated short (or no) work day
Given the boring work week he pulled a "ballmer".
by Big Daddy 70819 May 29, 2009
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someone who is sexy beyond mean
by NiSHA..hit ma aim November 14, 2009
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(verb) to loudly say what you wish were true, in the vain hope of convincing other people despite all evidence to the contrary.

(noun) a nonsensical or counterfactual statement uttered with an air of desperation.
(verb) 'That cute chick I met yesterday is totally going to sleep with me', ballmered Josh. 'She has the hots for me so bad.'

(noun) He didn't offer any actual facts. He just trotted out a few of the usual ballmers.
by eat more chicken March 20, 2009
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When you stick your finger up your asshole and shove it down someone else's mouth.
"Oh man, I totally ballmered my friend Bill last night"
"Really man? That's fucking disgusting."
by TheBiggerC September 28, 2020
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