Urban Dictionary: ballistic

Ballistic

To be drunk out of your mind, being so drunk you don't even know that you're drunk and making an ass out of yourself, raging on your friends, picking fights and being a total jackass.

"I drank a bottle of tequila last night, became ballistic and punched my best friend. Not my proudest moment..."

- I heard Steve went ballistic last night?
- Yeah, that crazy moron drank a keg and was completely out of control.

by Swedish Jesus May 15, 2012

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When any object is thrown/catapulted/dropped or in any way made to hit a man's balls with painful intent, that object becomes ballistic.

Veronica: Hey Chris! *throws apple at Chris' testicles*

Chris: AHMAHGAWD!!!!!!

Michelle: BALLISTIC APPLE FTW!

by Capital V October 23, 2007

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When something is just autotomas

Yo that was ballistic

by dontelistic July 02, 2018

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Beware of whitty talking enchanting table language bamabianbabbokmmboabaobabababoikbabbabaiabbajajjb

Ballistic is bomb

by That Memer 69420 monke April 17, 2021

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Is liteary a Friday Night Funkin' mod chart song. And also it's literally crazy at all time.

Basically you'll get blue-balled within no time when playing that.

BF: beep bop beep skdoo beep
Whitty: fuck you imma go ballistic baababbabaoaboaababakabziabajaaoabaibaiabaiabaiajaiabajahaia
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by EdgeGD March 23, 2021

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a song from FNF that everybody vibes to.

ballistic got me like:

by yeah im a boi April 19, 2021

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