by James Wood June 26, 2004
the manliest game ever created in the history of manliness. if you dont get hurt, you fail. played with any amount of players, you use a medicine ball. when you have the ball you can take only two steps, then you must throw it off, until you get to the goalline. no penalties, the goal is to be as rough as possible.
how did you get in a full body cast?" "i got it playing ultimate ball with arnold shwarzenegger, sylvester stallone, and vin diesel.
by dav17a June 21, 2010
by bill clinteron December 11, 2019
An "up-ball" occurs when the foam ball used in the game commonly known as Goala is hit above the cones located at the four corners of the connected mats.
by Goalaplaya May 10, 2010
Balls that are attached to the shaft of the penis. They do not sag or hang low. Not just in the cold weather but 24/7.
by Jimmyupballs October 13, 2021
Bob: ur mum gay
Jim: ur dad lesbian
Bob: ur granny a tranny
Jim: ur ball sack a small cap
Bob: *dies of cardiac arrest*
Jim: ur dad lesbian
Bob: ur granny a tranny
Jim: ur ball sack a small cap
Bob: *dies of cardiac arrest*
by Saltysaltysaltysalt February 02, 2019
A hockey like game where two teams take sticks to fling around another stick (the Rang) trying to score it into the opposite goal. Pads are not worn, so the risk to injury is greatly increased.
by subi_freak February 13, 2011