A phrase used when something shitty happens to you that is unfortunate and undesirable, such as someone else's sweaty ballsack on you.
Assface: *drops hotdog on the ground*
Assface: BALLS ON ME! I dropped my fucking hotdog!
by Bigdaddy15 April 09, 2014
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An expression for men for how cold it is. This is by far the coldest it gets for a man.
Phil : "Dude it's balls inside me cold today."

Rob : "amen."
by TheForkinator December 22, 2008
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The act of slapping ones testicles in a semi-sexual manor. Bitch.
Oi, I needs to give me big boy bitch a bell-me-balls. Bitch.
by Dog Fijs February 08, 2010
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An expression used when people are surprised or shocked. The name Trevor is just one of a number of names that can be used at the end of the phrase.
"Hey John, a rubber came in the post for you today"
"Well lick my balls and call me trevor, I wasn't expecting that until Thursday!
by MR-Kirkup August 23, 2007
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A term of great surprise, usually yelled and used without conscious thought.
Normal:What you get on your test retard

Retard: An A+

Normal:LICK MY BALLS AND CALL ME SKIPPY!!!
by chucknorrisx10000000 September 05, 2010
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suck my balls and make me cum is what I tell my fellow cadet roomie to do when he gives me a blowjob.
I told Christian to suck my balls and make me cum when he gave me a blowjob earlier.
by USAF Cadet October 11, 2020
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Jack me off, play with my balls, and make me cum! is what a guy loves his jack-off squire to do to him.
Since I'm Matt's jack-off squire, I often hear him say "Jack me off, play with my balls, and make me cum!"
by eda-skip October 18, 2021
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