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A more advanced practitioner of the art of ballbusting. A woman who lives to demean men, to figuratively crush their testicles into a fine powder so that the wind can disperse it and leave no trace that the man ever had any testicles.
Go out there and do battle with the ball crushers of the world, my son.
by Pussy-whipped schmuck February 09, 2007
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A cryptocurrency of little to no value, usually a late-comer to the Bitcoin craze, a copycat cryptocurrency.
There are so many shitcoins these days, just stick to the classics.
This new b1tc01n crypto is just another shitcoin.
by Tatsuman February 18, 2018
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A device created by Paul consisting of a chair with a sledgehammer that when activated, slams down on the the victim’s crotch.
the ballcrusher was just a chair you sat in and you pressed a button and a robot hand would slam a sledge hammer down on your cock and balls.
by Oggy Nelson December 14, 2020
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The term refering to girl's pants worn on a guy. The jeans, usually tight and ripped, are probably uncomfortable, but they do give the guy a nice-looking ass.
OMG Tina, did you see those ball crushers?! They're tighter than my jeans!
by Teresa L May 14, 2006
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Very tight jeans, as worn by a male. Nicknamed 'ballcrushers' because of their presumed effects.
The agony caused by Tony Blair's ballcrushers may have led to the invasion of Iraq.
by Dr Dougalstein May 13, 2008
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A ball crusher is a device made from either metal or often clear acrylic that squeezes the testicles slowly by turning a nut or screw. How tight it is clamped depends on the pain tolerance of the person it is used on. A ball crusher is often combined with bondage, either with a partner or by oneself.
The testicles are squeezed by a ball crusher, which is made of metal or often clear acrylic .
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