A person who has a very large penis. Based on a real life person from Mid Coast Maine who was said to be incredibly well endowed. Baldy used to urinate in a urinal while facing the other direction with his penis slung between his legs and held behind him.

A person from Darndale, usually male, with an odd, egg like, appearance.

the word baldy is a word used as a nickname for someone that is bald, or going bald, or fits them in any way. baldy is the type of guy to only be described as baldy. he is the type to make everything sound bigger then what it really is and then ends up not even showing to the event. he is a classic white good boy and probably smokes weed and vapes in his basement playing gta 5 or call of duty all day procrastinating playing xbox rather than working and getting money and not being lazy. baldy is also known as a person that opens his mouth to a lot of people even when the people have no idea what he is even saying.