Jul 28 Word of the Day
"I had a lot of cartoon characters that used to get me sexually aroused as a kid... The female reindeer from the Rudolph claymation series, when I was in preschool, I used to be bricked up watching that shit." -Jack Harlow
by real_philly February 11, 2020
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The act of taking a duck-lipped selfie whilst dropping a deuce in a public toilet.
Their is a point system involved for how many of the following factors you can pull off (so to speak):
Extra points are awarded for the following:
1. Finding a brushed metal stall to get a reflection of side-cheek in the selfie
2. Taking the selfie during a toy hunt
3. Including the toy you found in the selfie
4. Bonus points if that toy is made by Hasbro
5. More points if you drop a quote like, “How the mighty have fallen” when you “drop your cargo” as it were
If all these factors can be achieved, it’s called a “Deluxe Baldwin.”
Their is a point system involved for how many of the following factors you can pull off (so to speak):
Extra points are awarded for the following:
1. Finding a brushed metal stall to get a reflection of side-cheek in the selfie
2. Taking the selfie during a toy hunt
3. Including the toy you found in the selfie
4. Bonus points if that toy is made by Hasbro
5. More points if you drop a quote like, “How the mighty have fallen” when you “drop your cargo” as it were
If all these factors can be achieved, it’s called a “Deluxe Baldwin.”
“I thought your uncle was taking dick pics for Craigslist again but I heard him ask ‘How does it feel mighty Megatron’ and realized he was going for a Deluxe Baldwin.”
by Best Baldwinnerin 3 counties January 06, 2018
3
Baldwin is Zarar’s best friend and together they are the hottest couple of best friends ever. Baldwin is characterized by his spiky hair and amazing jawline. Zarar and Baldwin together get all the girls.
by zzzaiyan March 11, 2021
5
A very, very, super duper fit male, the definition of Hot. Probably quite rugged and toned, and smells good. A bold one too. Basically, an irresistible angel from heaven. Perfection
Jemima, what did he look like?
Oh, he looked alright, blonde, tall, good hair... alright I guess...
Alright? Oh Mima, I know you think he looked awful, didn't he?
Alright, (blushing), he's kind of a Baldwin...
Ah so he did look pretty Awful...
Stop it Zara, you're making me blush!
Oh, he looked alright, blonde, tall, good hair... alright I guess...
Alright? Oh Mima, I know you think he looked awful, didn't he?
Alright, (blushing), he's kind of a Baldwin...
Ah so he did look pretty Awful...
Stop it Zara, you're making me blush!
by love from the convent January 22, 2019