Strangely stupid, not intelligent in a weird way.
Nathan ate an expired yogurt. He is bald.
Look at those bald soldiers going to war!
by sweetnsour39 June 22, 2006
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A Fuckin Retard That can't play football and has a ldd
by Rick Monias April 10, 2003
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An unfortunate condition which makes men go bald. Ugly ass receding hairline that is so embarrassing and ugly to look at. Usually they will wear a hat. If you go bald young its even more embarrassing and gross.
ew, look at michael , he's bald.
Ew, look at michael , he's bald.
by Error394 February 15, 2008
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exactly what Steven Li is becoming...knowing he is losing hair on his head
some guy down the hall yells: "Steven's Bald!!!!!!"
by ICevil January 10, 2005
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A massive black talented football player who kicks fuck out of anyone he plays against. A legend.

Very similar to a Sutton.
"Yaassss, Balde just poleaxed Barry again. Look he can't even get up. What a dick."
by BuckfastTonicWine April 21, 2003
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Your roommate owes you over $300 bucks back rent and he has the nerve to go out and buy an XBOX? Dude, that's so bald.

(also used with "did or doing")

Tony told your fiance about what happened at the bachelor party. Man he did you bald.

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Your girlfriend is screwing the whole wrestling squad, she's totally doing you bald, man.
by Shane Arnold March 29, 2005
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Can have a variety of meanings, but it mainly means to be without something, or lacking something. Here are some words that bald can easily replace: ugly, poor, stupid, broke, etc.
Yeah, I can't go out tonight, I don't have money, I'm bald.

Tina: Yeah, that boy from my Physics class asked me for my number...
Me: Did you give it to him?
Tina: Yeah!
Me: Why? He's so bald! And so are you for giving it to him!
by PrettyLips March 17, 2008
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