A fruitcake made by a raving bald-headed queen from West Bridgford during a break in an all-day session of World of Gay Warcraft.

Usually quite an ugly gentleman, who likes to creep about at night taking pictures when it gets dark

Old term for having a bald head.

spooky teacher man...

A game deciding to suck the life out of you by combining the monotony of school with the frustration of rage games.

Someone who takes a laptop and a large capacity hard drive full of adult movies out with him as he travels the country. His special skills include rain dancing and horology which enable him to access his hard drive.