Urban Dictionary: balded

A woman who looks hot bald or her name is Alicia

Alycia is a Hot Bald Woman

by Thisisryno4 April 03, 2021

Person 1: i just got this new gun
Person 2: the Desert Bald Eagle?
Person 1: yea its a massive pistol that shoots shotgun rounds
Person 2: wow

by __Loops__ June 17, 2020

A rare form of balding which starts from the center of the skull and works outwards.

Damn that guy has Type 3 Woolsey Pattern Baldness. Rest in peace young nigga, there's a heaven for a G.

by Bunsdads June 05, 2019

Guy: Have you ever met a one eyed bald man in a turtleneck?
Chick: no... Why?
Guy: Because you are tonight

by Sanity.is.a.sin March 29, 2017

anarcy mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

who is techno bald? yoy say?

blader. bald bald

the bald squad is funny asf

He is part of The Council of Bald.

by BigC_heese October 03, 2020