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The act of a bald, middle-aged man convincing two gullible girls to make out in public and then posting the pictures of the fake lesbianism online for all to enjoy.
Person 1: "Paris and Lindsay were making out at the club last night!"
Person 2: "I know, Chris put the pictures online! I can't believe they let themselves get bald-pimped again!"
Person 2: "I know, Chris put the pictures online! I can't believe they let themselves get bald-pimped again!"
by classic pwnings June 05, 2007
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018