when a woman with a yeast infection puts bread dough into her vagina, and due to the yeast and body temperature, the bread will rise, and then her partner will take a bite.
dude! my bitch gave herself an italian bakery! it was so tasty!
by swamprat deeger February 26, 2009
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while having sex the male pours flour and eggs into her vagina and beats it with his dick creating a dough.
I gave your mom the human bakery.
by Matt et Scott May 09, 2008
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Going to the bakery is the process in which one consumes a large quantity of marijuana causing them to get high or "baked" the phrase going to the bakeryis usually used when one is in a public situation and doesnt want other people to know he/she is talking about reefer.
"Dude this math test blows, as soon as class is dismissed im going to the bakery."

"Who wants to join me in going to the bakery after work."
by tronasaurus April 16, 2013
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Zaykary the bakery is the best world class bakery, he sells you cum bread and n word passes. He also sells dildo cakes that you can eat and in the middle of the cake there is white syrup, there are two dildo cakes the white one which is small and the black one which is giant and cost one grand.
"Bruh do you wanna go to Zaykary the bakery i heard that they got a new item in their menu"
by LolzAykarythebaker December 02, 2019
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a slut commonly found in a bakery. Kind of like a hooters girl, except you can find hickeys on her neck every monday after a long weekend of fucking. She will often have a lot of kids, while being at a young age herself, and her main job is to flirt with every customer that comes in. Sometimes she will make date plans with the customers, and flake out on them at the same time.
Why the fuck is Alex buying that bakery slut some flowers? That bitch doesn't even like him!! Plus, she's 22, has 3 kids, all from different fathers, and wtf is up with those hickeys on her neck every monday?
by bojzzle October 24, 2006
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When the girl you are having sexual intercourse with bends over for anal penetration, discreetly rub bengay on your condom. When you first enter her anus she will believe that your condom is merely lubricated. Little does she know that her ass will soon turn into an easy-bake brownie oven.
Girl: "Honey! My poop is burning!"
Guy: "Ding-ding! Brownies are ready! I just gave you a backdoor bakery, bitch!"
by jordynbest December 23, 2009
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Guy 1: nice tan brah where yah been? Been hittin the beach?

Guy 2: nah aint got time just been hittin the Fake Bakery
by Terrørist July 14, 2010
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