The ultimate champion of sniffing bike seats. Could also be described as the action of sniffing a seat. Originating in the mid 1980's the Baker is the pinnacle of sniff techniques.
I'm gonna Baker the shit out of that bike seat!
by Burgerboyz May 28, 2014
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Nick named the Rhino at school and I dont know why. Well educated and well hung in the y front department.Love my life very happy .Baker the lady taker but I've settled down .Loved by all hated by the jealous few.Well liked everyone wants a piece of me .But enough is enough.Handsome loveable and can go all night
by Bigballs baker October 08, 2019
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Baker is a term used to call someone a mistake, neglected, unloved/hated person who doesn’t live with there biological parents
by SiLFo February 13, 2018
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Term coined after the late great Shaun baker; bakered means to ingest illicit substance to the point of near overdose, while simultaneously receiving an ass full of man love.
When I woke up I had a headache and my ass hurt, I must have gotten bakered again.
by SirDunksAlot February 14, 2020
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A person that often does not know what is happening and/or changes their mind frequently.

Can be used in a variety of ways.
Jim: "What happened?"
Joe: "Your such a baker"

Sammy: "What the baker just happened?!"
by Bambipornstar May 22, 2011
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The act of putting flour on one's penis prior to sexual intercourse because the vagina is too sticky, much like a baker puts flour on his/her hands to keep from sticking to the dough.
I had to give my girlfriend The Baker when we ran out of lubricant.
by CryoMan March 27, 2011
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