Bakerie is a colloqial term used exclusively in the greater Cleveland Ohio area to describe baked goods or bakery items (such as cookies, cake, pastries, etc.), either homemade or from the bakery establishment itself.
by V17 January 8, 2009
Person 1: Did you see his ass? It's huge
Person 2: Yeah brochacho, that mans is a bakery with all that cake.
Person 2: Yeah brochacho, that mans is a bakery with all that cake.
by asslover7 March 2, 2020
A business specialising in the making and selling of baked goods. Bread is famously sold in bakeries. Bakeries have wide ranges of delicious bread for everyone to chose from.
There are various flavours and types of bread. Your local bakery will be more than happy to help you find your prefect type of bread.
If you are gluten or wheat intolerant, I am very sorry to hear. There is still bread for you because bread is inclusive, but there are a lot less types and they tend to be boring. If you choose to be gluten free I recommend that you wake up and eat some bread, then tell me it’s worth it.
There are various flavours and types of bread. Your local bakery will be more than happy to help you find your prefect type of bread.
If you are gluten or wheat intolerant, I am very sorry to hear. There is still bread for you because bread is inclusive, but there are a lot less types and they tend to be boring. If you choose to be gluten free I recommend that you wake up and eat some bread, then tell me it’s worth it.
Sally: “ did you hear about that new bakery that opened down the road?”
Susan: “ no I don’t like bakeries”
Samantha: “ but sally there is bread in bakeries”
Susan: “ I’m gluten free”
Sally: “ oh wow that must be so hard for you, I’m so sorry”
Susan: “ don’t be sorry, it was my choice. I’m not a fan of bread.”
Samantha: “I’m sorry sally are you feeling ok?”
Sally: “um Susan i don’t think we can’t be friends anymore. I’m sorry but kind of not because you don’t like bread so it was going to happen eventually”
Samantha: “she’s right. We’re going to the new bakery to eat some bread”
Susan: “ no I don’t like bakeries”
Samantha: “ but sally there is bread in bakeries”
Susan: “ I’m gluten free”
Sally: “ oh wow that must be so hard for you, I’m so sorry”
Susan: “ don’t be sorry, it was my choice. I’m not a fan of bread.”
Samantha: “I’m sorry sally are you feeling ok?”
Sally: “um Susan i don’t think we can’t be friends anymore. I’m sorry but kind of not because you don’t like bread so it was going to happen eventually”
Samantha: “she’s right. We’re going to the new bakery to eat some bread”
by Sarah the bread enthusiast June 6, 2019
The weed store
by Xqzzme October 12, 2018
1. John's place is a royal bakery. He has a ton of kind bud sitting around, and he is generous with it, he has many things to use for smoking it, he is generous with his pot and he is always sitting around smoking it. If you go to his pad you are guaranteed to get baked.
2. Pat: "What are you doing?"
Greg: "Bakery."
Pat: "What?"
Greg: "I'm in the middle of smoking a fatty."
2. Pat: "What are you doing?"
Greg: "Bakery."
Pat: "What?"
Greg: "I'm in the middle of smoking a fatty."
by PMax February 12, 2008
by dJJazzyJeff123 March 6, 2010
"Yo look at dat fine girl over there"
"Ah ya man look at dem cakes"
"And dat ass!"
"Mhm dat there is a bakery"
"Ah ya man look at dem cakes"
"And dat ass!"
"Mhm dat there is a bakery"
by That guy u know but don't know July 4, 2013