have you ever been at school and as you walk around, sometimes there will be a bake sale, but oh, what's this? all of the people are retarded!? what the fuck is up with that shit! there is no way those fucking tards can cook. hence, they are not retards, they are bake sales.
by Barnaby Jones December 21, 2004
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The condition one would be in after smoking so many drugs that he/she cannot function as an individual.
Dude 1: "Dude you gotta hand me the bong"
Dude 2: "No way man. You're a f***ing bake sale"
Dude 1: "..."
by loganthepirate August 08, 2005
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When you end up going to a party and your told its free but faggot ass niggaz be chargin' at the door
"Yo man I'm tryin' to get in"
"That'll be ten"
"NAAA man dis a Bake sale cuz they aint nuffin' but twinkies inside!"
by shoobydabs November 02, 2006
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the act of running your little heart out untill your reach a bake sale
Yoni declared bake sale, and ran himslef to death, for his was on a treadmill
by jah-coff yoni April 08, 2003
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