The feeling of being so stoned your eyes are as wet as Niagra Falls, your mouth as dry as a dessert, and your body feels like its being anchored down to the couch.
Pat: "Gee golly Mike you sure are bakefaced"

Mike: "I am to bake faced to even reply to you Pat, please leave me be with my delicious screamer"
by Canadian Mike November 28, 2007
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A person who is stoned/baked all the time, or seems like they are stoned/baked. Also, a person who denies this assumption.
Telmo: "Liz your baked!"
Liz: "No I'm not."
Telmo: "Ya your baked! You're a bake face. Look at you! You're a pastry!"
by baked August 30, 2006
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Some dude totally baked. You can tell by the expression on their face.
Jesse: "Dude you're such a bake face right now"
Telmo: "Kid I know"
by Cumby August 30, 2006
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when you or someone is so stoned that you have the most fucked face with redeye etc.
"oi Baked face!"
"dude your such a bakedface!"
by gregizzle April 24, 2006
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A person that did they're make up better than you. Usually because they have a lot of make up on.
"Omg! Stacey, you have like 5 pounds of makeup on! You still looking lit tho!"

"Yep, I have a baked face af."
by It's yo mom April 27, 2016
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A person who ticks you off and you want him to do something harmful to himself and then leave you along.
I've had enough of your verbal abuse. Go open an oven and bake your face.
by seafa June 16, 2011
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shit faced baked (shyt-fays-baek-d)
i am shit faced baked. shitfacedbaked. shtfcdbkd. shtfcbk. shtfk. fk.
by mstrfrag-chunk0 May 05, 2010
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