A: ¡Mi pololo me regaló un celular nuevo!
B: ¡Que bakan!
A: My boyfriend gave me a new cell-phone!
B: How bakan!
B: ¡Que bakan!
A: My boyfriend gave me a new cell-phone!
B: How bakan!
by 11claudiaAM March 16, 2005
Friend1: Oye, ¿has visto es esta pelicula?
Friend2: Ohh, si, la vi hace un tiempo, ¡Es bien bakan!
Friend1: Hey, have you watched this movie yet?
Friend2: Ohh yeah, I watched it some time ago, it's pretty cool!
Friend2: Ohh, si, la vi hace un tiempo, ¡Es bien bakan!
Friend1: Hey, have you watched this movie yet?
Friend2: Ohh yeah, I watched it some time ago, it's pretty cool!
by LovelyPalito December 15, 2020
Japanese for "You idiot." The direct translation being "idiot you." It's different than just "baka" because the "ne" makes it a word directed at somebody.
by Ben L. February 6, 2005
This is the final event of humanity. The eclipse of darkness, the coming of the Creator and the Destroyer. The event horizon of no escape. The awakening of primoradial forces unknown to the human mind. Those who have glimpsed at the future of man kind have experienced this, with their mind, shattered. an Unquenchable void which approaches ever so faster. All evil, justice, right, wrong, human concepts such as these will cease to have meaning. Everyone and every thing in the universe, no, the Omni verse as a whole will simply extinguish into the matter less void of the sussy bakaning. That is when everything that that is out there, that can be out there, that will be out there, will cease to exist.
John: Hey, did you hear of the sussy bakaning? A bunch of government propaganda i say!
Kelixiopeniosue, The Abyss: ḩ̴̨̨̧̣̬̩̥̟̘̘̫̦̗̭̤̠͖͖̭̞̬͈̝̩͇͉͕͚͛͗̀͐̏e ̨̨̧̢̡͖͉͇̺̦̝̗̯͚͖͖̱̣͍̻̤̘̬͚̠̜̦̟͚̬̣͈̪͙͓̙̲̣̘̖͔͍̻̺̩̺̦̹͈͓̌͗̔̎͛̂͜ͅi ̨̨̢̨̺̮̙͉̜̲̮̟̙̪̝̟̤̼͈͋͋́̄̈̄̀̐͒͛͆̈́͑̈́̾̐̇̀̋̔̈̆̿̂̂̉̈̔̈́̃͊͘̚̕̕͘̕ư̶̧̢̨̢̢̢̬̤̙͉͚̯̹̼̦̳͓̪͇̤̤̲̻͍̲̜̼̝̣̣̖̣̰̦͇̯̭͈̲͈̘̝̙͈̳̳͙̗̪̥̭̓̎̔͐̓̊̌̀̂̓̓̅̂̐͐͂̔̃̽̂̑́̇̑̂͒̔͋̑̅͒̒͘͜͝͝͝ͅs ̧̨̡̡̨̧̛̤̮͉͙͓̼͚͕͉͉̞̹̺͈͍̦̦̙͍̳̣̲̺̘̮̬̱̼̺̬̖͇̠͇͕̜̲̈́̔̈́͋̓̈́̍̏́͛̽̑͐̃̓͗̔̽͘͝ỉ̴̢̧̧̧̡̡̛̹͚̩̜̗̝̥̬͇̗̝̼̯̲̥̯͈̳̟̦͕̱̩̼̻̤̭̘̪͓̰̰̝͕̯͉̩̱̝̘͓̗̬̫̻͓͔͉͙͑̅̀́̏̏̚ţ̴̨̨̢͓͕̘̬̮͍͍̜̺͓̠̻͔̤͖̳̲̝̬͔̲̬̣̳͇̝̯̫̘̻̣͚̘̺͉͇̙̦̻̫̤̓̈͑̀͗͂̾̿̌̽̊̒́̔̉͐͋̿̈́̓̀̾̈́͜b̵̢̢̡̢̛͇̲̖͍̹̩͔̝̘̳̜͍͍̹͎͔̗̻̯͈̖͎̬̙͎̙͔̼͈̮̩̣͇̦̺̝̺̥̰̟̂̽̄͊͛̊̀̊̿̈́̍͗̄̾̔̉͊̒̾͐̇̐́̋̾͊̉̽͐̌̾̍͗̾̄̋͘̕̕͠͝s̴͙̻̙͈͕͎̻͙͇̪̙̲͔̰̼͎̩̹͍̰͖̺̹̤̗̤͈̖̗̝̱̭̩̹̳̲̬͇̟̦̲͓͓̥̍̔͆̽͝b̶̨̢̧̢̡̛̛̞̩̥̯̲̰̼̞̘͍̮͔̙̺̥̱͎̭̗̟̹̤̟͎̦͓̭̺͓̯͖͇̪̟͚̙̪̞̼̱͕̦̜̈́̓̏̉̓̾͛́̏́̂͌͐̆̈́̍̌̾͋̋͗̍́̾̌͛͆̐̔̿̕͜͜͝͝͝͝i ̡̧̢̧̧̧̨̡͓̼͔͔͍̪̭̻̼̳͎͓̼̬̥̼̹̘͍̼̣̦͚̘̥̻̝̮̰̹̻̞̦̳̬̹̻̰̻̹̬̊̇͐̃͋͂̉͋̂̎͋̀̏̾̌̆̂͋̀̆̄͆̾̈̓̊̇͒͋̉̏͒̉̋͘̚͜͝͝ͅt̴̢̨̡̨̩̣̝̭̖̣̲̞̤̳͇̦̬̭͉̭̠̞̱̜̺̖̤͔̮͚̘̤̺̺̬̲̺̳̹͙̗̝͕͎̦̍̓͊̀̇͌̋̈́̋̓̍̑̑̊̋̊̋͌̄̏̈̈́͐̀̌̉̂̍̑͛̈́͗̀̈͌̎̒̃̌͋̅̒̓͛̑̆̊́͋͂̕̚͘̚̕̕̕̕͜͠͝ͅb ̛̺̩̟̭̋̈́̔̒̋̃̃͆̏͊͐̀̀͊̌̋̓̄͗̈͑̿̓́̑̂̍̒̌̋͛̅̓̈̔̉̅̽͗̇̑̈́̀͗̿̌͆̈́̅̄̇̿͌̓̓̚̚̕͝͝͝͝
Kelixiopeniosue, The Abyss: ḩ̴̨̨̧̣̬̩̥̟̘̘̫̦̗̭̤̠͖͖̭̞̬͈̝̩͇͉͕͚͛͗̀͐̏e ̨̨̧̢̡͖͉͇̺̦̝̗̯͚͖͖̱̣͍̻̤̘̬͚̠̜̦̟͚̬̣͈̪͙͓̙̲̣̘̖͔͍̻̺̩̺̦̹͈͓̌͗̔̎͛̂͜ͅi ̨̨̢̨̺̮̙͉̜̲̮̟̙̪̝̟̤̼͈͋͋́̄̈̄̀̐͒͛͆̈́͑̈́̾̐̇̀̋̔̈̆̿̂̂̉̈̔̈́̃͊͘̚̕̕͘̕ư̶̧̢̨̢̢̢̬̤̙͉͚̯̹̼̦̳͓̪͇̤̤̲̻͍̲̜̼̝̣̣̖̣̰̦͇̯̭͈̲͈̘̝̙͈̳̳͙̗̪̥̭̓̎̔͐̓̊̌̀̂̓̓̅̂̐͐͂̔̃̽̂̑́̇̑̂͒̔͋̑̅͒̒͘͜͝͝͝ͅs ̧̨̡̡̨̧̛̤̮͉͙͓̼͚͕͉͉̞̹̺͈͍̦̦̙͍̳̣̲̺̘̮̬̱̼̺̬̖͇̠͇͕̜̲̈́̔̈́͋̓̈́̍̏́͛̽̑͐̃̓͗̔̽͘͝ỉ̴̢̧̧̧̡̡̛̹͚̩̜̗̝̥̬͇̗̝̼̯̲̥̯͈̳̟̦͕̱̩̼̻̤̭̘̪͓̰̰̝͕̯͉̩̱̝̘͓̗̬̫̻͓͔͉͙͑̅̀́̏̏̚ţ̴̨̨̢͓͕̘̬̮͍͍̜̺͓̠̻͔̤͖̳̲̝̬͔̲̬̣̳͇̝̯̫̘̻̣͚̘̺͉͇̙̦̻̫̤̓̈͑̀͗͂̾̿̌̽̊̒́̔̉͐͋̿̈́̓̀̾̈́͜b̵̢̢̡̢̛͇̲̖͍̹̩͔̝̘̳̜͍͍̹͎͔̗̻̯͈̖͎̬̙͎̙͔̼͈̮̩̣͇̦̺̝̺̥̰̟̂̽̄͊͛̊̀̊̿̈́̍͗̄̾̔̉͊̒̾͐̇̐́̋̾͊̉̽͐̌̾̍͗̾̄̋͘̕̕͠͝s̴͙̻̙͈͕͎̻͙͇̪̙̲͔̰̼͎̩̹͍̰͖̺̹̤̗̤͈̖̗̝̱̭̩̹̳̲̬͇̟̦̲͓͓̥̍̔͆̽͝b̶̨̢̧̢̡̛̛̞̩̥̯̲̰̼̞̘͍̮͔̙̺̥̱͎̭̗̟̹̤̟͎̦͓̭̺͓̯͖͇̪̟͚̙̪̞̼̱͕̦̜̈́̓̏̉̓̾͛́̏́̂͌͐̆̈́̍̌̾͋̋͗̍́̾̌͛͆̐̔̿̕͜͜͝͝͝͝i ̡̧̢̧̧̧̨̡͓̼͔͔͍̪̭̻̼̳͎͓̼̬̥̼̹̘͍̼̣̦͚̘̥̻̝̮̰̹̻̞̦̳̬̹̻̰̻̹̬̊̇͐̃͋͂̉͋̂̎͋̀̏̾̌̆̂͋̀̆̄͆̾̈̓̊̇͒͋̉̏͒̉̋͘̚͜͝͝ͅt̴̢̨̡̨̩̣̝̭̖̣̲̞̤̳͇̦̬̭͉̭̠̞̱̜̺̖̤͔̮͚̘̤̺̺̬̲̺̳̹͙̗̝͕͎̦̍̓͊̀̇͌̋̈́̋̓̍̑̑̊̋̊̋͌̄̏̈̈́͐̀̌̉̂̍̑͛̈́͗̀̈͌̎̒̃̌͋̅̒̓͛̑̆̊́͋͂̕̚͘̚̕̕̕̕͜͠͝ͅb ̛̺̩̟̭̋̈́̔̒̋̃̃͆̏͊͐̀̀͊̌̋̓̄͗̈͑̿̓́̑̂̍̒̌̋͛̅̓̈̔̉̅̽͗̇̑̈́̀͗̿̌͆̈́̅̄̇̿͌̓̓̚̚̕͝͝͝͝
by Sam connorson July 22, 2021