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A number far greater than the normal amount; a concept, like infinity, rather than a number
I know a bajillion ways to make you suffer!
by Mouse February 18, 2003
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Jun 5 Word of the Day
A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005
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A numerical term for a "shit ton"; a large unspecified number.
That asshole has a bajillion ex girlfriends.
by Kalvyne June 14, 2011
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Any number that is greater than 1.
When 2 enemies are attacking you during a game of Halo 3, it is appropriate to say the following:

Person A: WHAT THE FUCK. A BAJILLION people just POPPED OUT OF NOWHERE and KILLED ME. Fucking N00BS.

Person B: ... There were like 2 people over there dude.

Person A: SHUT UP! Any number greater than one is a BAJILLION.
by Khainsaw August 31, 2010
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Ten to the power of lots. i.e. 10^(lots)
Jake: I did the math, there's a bajillion ways to make a Mojito.
Alexandra: No way, you integrated it, and everything?
Jake: For real. Ten to the power of lots is what my calculator said.
by EroticusC July 19, 2010
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