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to punch someone in the face or beat them like a red headed step child
shut it or ill bain you

where's the hardest country in europe? AL-BAIN-YA (albania)
by TheNine January 13, 2005
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A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005
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Hull and East Riding term for baby or infant. Bain (or baine) is not to be confused with the Scots, 'bairn', although it has the same meaning. Probably originally from old Danish.
The bain/e was larking in the ten foot after tea.
by Eastridinglad March 01, 2018
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1. Often used to describe an amusing event, often at the expense of another person.

2. Frequently, however, it simply means "excellent".

3. Adjectives are often placed in front of the word to give it different, often negative, connotations.
1. Oh Man, was that good bain or what?
2. The six i had with your wife last night was fuckin' bain.
3. That film was fucking awful, truly stale bain.
by Prof. Bain January 29, 2011
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To fellate several men in one sitting after the act of sodomy. Followed by a bukaki. Usually involves a party of seven or more men.
I got too messed up at a party and became the center of a huge bain.
by Stark19 March 28, 2009
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great sex ladies man that everyone loves and funny. strong loves soccer.
bain is on amc
by bainbain February 01, 2011
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a source of harm or ruin
That guy really brought the bain to bear on our country.
by scolbert July 17, 2012
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