Royaly messed up. Fubarred times two. Trashed and hung over.

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.

to break up with someone the day after you have sex for the first time

(for someone else who isn't interested)