An essay written in prose regarding a specific baguette, group of baguettes, or type of baguettes. Not to be confused with a antibaguettesay, an essay written as a criticism of a specific baguette, group of baguettes, or type of baguettes.

v. collectively or individually finding someone/something to blame for a problem, as opposed to brainstorming which connotes finding solutions to a problem

n. the act of finding someone/something to blame for a problem

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