To erotically slide the penis in the place where the forearm and bicep intersect.

When a chick with a tracheostomy is blowing you and she inhales right when you come and the spooge comes out her throat hole and dribbles on your nuts. It's a crusty bagpipe with tartar sauce if there's boogers in it.

An alcoholic drink consisting of a shot glass half filled with vodka (Russian) and half with Scotch whisky.
This shot combines the smooth, complex and aromatic flavours of Scotch and the pure, clear, uplifting elements of vodka to make a delicious beverage that is the best of both worlds. Often consumed before a night out on the town as it provides much needed sustenance for the night ahead. Will get the drinker quite shitfaced if drunk in copious quantities. Can also induce vomiting in those with weak stomachs.

When a woman proceeds to sit on your face, and then queefs in your mouth, thus sucking air from her pussy. your cheeks blow up like you are inhaling on a scottish bagpipe, and then you blow out your own tune.

the act of fornicating after applying hot sauce to your scrotum

To have one gay male stick his penis in the other man's arm pit

Verb : To Play The Devil's Bagpipes: the never ending struggle of playing with your balls during the adverts of a soft core porn on telly trying to keep yourself aroused and erect yet without spilling your load over a date-line commercial.