Scenario: Guy 1 gets hit in the nuts with a soccer ball during a game.

Guy 2: Shit man you ok?

Guy 1: .... *Rolls on ground clutching his bag*

Guy 3: Damn dude, better give him some time for the bagony to wear off.

phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz

Scenario: Guy 1 gets hit in the nuts with a soccer ball during a game.

Guy 1: Shit man you ok?

Guy 2: .... *Rolls on ground clutching his bag*

Guy 3: Damn dude, better give him some time for the bagony to wear off.

"agony doesn't rhyme with anything"
"yes it does, it rhymes with bagony, dumbass"