Bagel Girl. A girl with a youthful face but a mature and curvaceous body.

A bagel: butthole bread

Bread with a hole in it.

When you get stupidly high

a derogetory name for a jewish male (usally teenager)

the johnson country (ks) way of tp'ing. At the end of the day, the left over bagels at Einstein Bros. are given away. So people dumb them on unsuspecting yards. Like tp'ing put more expensive. Best done if it will rain that night.

Another thing an early bird can get.