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Street prostitutes and hookers often use codes to describe sex acts to avoid legal problems.

A bagel with everything is going to cost you a bunch. The bagel means straight sex, the cream cheese means oral, and the hole in the bagel means anal sex with her John.

"Everything" means any other kind of pleasure you want beyond the straight, oral, and anal.

This term was coined by a hooker on the road between Detroit and Chigago, and approved by her Evil pimp. ʱʱ๛ forever.
Hey, Evil, I belong to you, so I brought you a bagel with everything.
by damagedalicious September 01, 2014
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Jun 24 Word of the Day
An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.

Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Sarah: 'OMG Susan, I can't believe you are wearing the same skirt as yesterday. Oh, and by the way, EVERYONE knows what you did with Kevin on the weekend. Plus you look a little fat, are you retaining water?'

Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
by Billy Chickenhole September 15, 2007
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