A good phrase for making fun of someone

a brown paper sandwich bag wiht feces, vomit, cum and piss inside, preferably shaken up and then used to brutally beat and subsequently kill a person.

A gay mans girl best friend who always lets them put their stuff in their handbag

A object worn by a man that closely resembles a purse, and could be mistakenly associated with being a homosexual.

when an adult, buys a Happy Meal from you know where and it's for them.
Bryan bought 2 happy meals and that Fag-Bag ate both