To bag and tag someone means to literally put a bag over their face and then engage in sexual intercourse (Tag-it). Bag and Tag is used when the person has a smoking body but a really ugly face (kind of like it was beaten repeatedly with a tennis racket). Bagging and Tagging can also work when you are bored of screwing the same person and you place a bag over their face and pretend that its someone else.
Bob "Dude, I'm sooo tired"
Joe "That's not what your mom said last night"
Dude "Dude, my mom is old and ugly"
Joe "Bag it and tag it"
Joe "That's not what your mom said last night"
Dude "Dude, my mom is old and ugly"
Joe "Bag it and tag it"
by Larged ball man December 13, 2008
by Anonymous April 28, 2003
by Kenny Myers September 16, 2006
A reference to doggy style gay sex where the pitcher's abnormally long balls (bean bag) swing in a pendulum like manner and strike the underside of the catcher's fleshy meat sac (bean bag).
Gay Guy 1: "oh my cubes are so bruised from that vicious game of bean bag tag last night."
Gay Guy 2: "did you play with joe again?"
Gay Guy 1: "yea, when he gets his momentum going his nuts are like two cannonballs in a pair of nylons!"
Gay Guy 2: "Yea i know what that is like... his flesh bag is a wrecking ball designed for crushing man bags."
Gay Guy 2: "did you play with joe again?"
Gay Guy 1: "yea, when he gets his momentum going his nuts are like two cannonballs in a pair of nylons!"
Gay Guy 2: "Yea i know what that is like... his flesh bag is a wrecking ball designed for crushing man bags."
by gay guy one October 19, 2008
by AGnumbnuts November 22, 2011
by Manny Festo May 26, 2008
A Bluetooth hands-free headset. Mainly applies when the user is in a public place having a conversation on the phone loud enough for people ten feet away to hear and that said people ten feet away do not wish to hear.
Person 1: Is that dude talking to himself?
Person 2: Nah, he's got his d-bag tag in his ear.
Douchebag with a d-bag tag on: So I told him I wanted those accounts closed out by 3 p.m. and the bastard went out golfing instead...
Cashier: (thinking) Man I wish this bastard would get off his d-bag tag long enough to get the hell out of my line.
Person 2: Nah, he's got his d-bag tag in his ear.
Douchebag with a d-bag tag on: So I told him I wanted those accounts closed out by 3 p.m. and the bastard went out golfing instead...
Cashier: (thinking) Man I wish this bastard would get off his d-bag tag long enough to get the hell out of my line.
by jepleure August 30, 2010

