A special type of baffle used in recording studios that prevents musicians from accidentally glancing at each other's penises.
Tyler asked that a weiner baffle be placed between him and Jim, as Jim had a history of "weiner to weiner hugging"
by toneho March 25, 2009
Where an idea or theory is introduced into a group, and no one in the group has an idea what is going on. Everyone is therefore baffled. This can be done intentionally or not.
by II Contrast II December 01, 2010
This is when you place toilet roll into the toilet before you take a poo and prevent any back splash going up your o-valve.
Wife: you took ages, you must have had a massive poo. any splash back?
Husband: no darling don't worry. my hole is dry because i used the pap baffle
Wife: you're a clever lad!
Husband: no darling don't worry. my hole is dry because i used the pap baffle
Wife: you're a clever lad!
by barber6 July 13, 2009
When a baffled virgin gets his first proper gander at a pair of boobs. He will gaze and be baffled as to what to do. The type of person who suffers from this is normally always baffled at new situations in life. You can only be booby baffled once in life.
by anon.gcfgv755r September 16, 2014
A deception. To put on such a good show the inspector is so impressed (s)he won't bother with a detailed check or to question anything.
Private: I can't believe the general was so impressed with that dog and pony show sir. It's a good thing he didn't really inspect the base, it's SNAFU!
Sargent: Bullshit baffles brains private.
Sargent: Bullshit baffles brains private.
by Eddy June 27, 2007
To talk or write absolute nonsense but do so with such conviction everyone comes to believe it unquestioningly.
Bullshit baffles brains is a technique used with great effect by modern politicians and the mainstream media.
by dnptyf November 13, 2016
Although the other definitions make sense, I've always associated a different meaning to this term. Bullshit Baffles Brains is a military term, I first heard it in the army thirty years ago. Rather than an attempt to deceive a third party, it is a description of the way the officers (management) and procedures are so filled with unnecessary and pointless bullshit, that they defy all logic and the fact that our glorious leaders had totally bought into that bullshit.
They want use to parade for the combat exercise in our best uniforms and change into our battle gear once we get into the field, talk about bullshit baffles brains.
by Rikstir April 28, 2017