v. t. & i. The act of thwacking a recipient (usu. female) around the face with a semi-erect schlong, ideally post-spaff.
by spaggler April 30, 2004
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Large, beautiful breasts that are keep well consealed and initially appear to be much smaller and less impressive than they actually are until unleashed.
by KABT October 26, 2007
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shortened version of baffoon, generally used between friends as a mild insult. coined and used mainly in north canterbury, new zealand although not yet a mainstream word.
jake- lasagne topping is mainly cheese ae?
dan- of course it is you baff, try reading a fucking recipe book
dan- walks into door
jake- baff!
dan- of course it is you baff, try reading a fucking recipe book
dan- walks into door
jake- baff!
by smeggybaff August 03, 2012
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BAFF = Bare Ass Face Fart
The worst possible fart, only thing that can make this worse is if you "shart" along with it.
The worst possible fart, only thing that can make this worse is if you "shart" along with it.
by Herf69 May 28, 2008
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by smyle May 15, 2014
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That girl is one hell of a B.A.F.F
by ShadowX3003 July 19, 2010
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to have sexual intercourse
by tikiman28 October 07, 2009
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