v. t. & i. The act of thwacking a recipient (usu. female) around the face with a semi-erect schlong, ideally post-spaff.
She enjoys a good baffing.
by spaggler April 30, 2004
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shortened version of baffoon, generally used between friends as a mild insult. coined and used mainly in north canterbury, new zealand although not yet a mainstream word.
jake- lasagne topping is mainly cheese ae?
dan- of course it is you baff, try reading a fucking recipe book

dan- walks into door
jake- baff!
by smeggybaff August 03, 2012
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to get nicotine high usually off of e-cigs.
aye bro you wanna go get baffed in the bathroom next period? i got 36% nicotine in this.
by smyle May 15, 2014
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a term used to describe the act of farting
did you just baff?

do you sometimes baff in the bath?
by Fizzer August 19, 2007
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verb - to baff
as in 'to baff one out'

1. the act of masturbation
2. the act of ejaculation, usually on someone or something

see also: wank, cum
'Hang on a minute, I'm gonna go baff one out'
'I baffed one out on her last night'
by Zakini January 24, 2008
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