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The cause of your previously rock hard schlong shriveling into nothing. When a woman's vagina stinks so bad you now suffer from PTSD and are afraid of being with any woman ever again.
Teddy: Mayne, my rock hard schlong just turned into a dead fish.

JBoy: What caused it? AIDs?

Teddy: Nah mayne, it was that bad moot hygiene.
by straightXed July 15, 2014
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Jun 2 Word of the Day
Invented in Borat's movie. It is said, when something great happens.
A beautiful girl is walking down the street, she comes to you and sais: "Would you go to bed with me?"

"Wa wa wee wa!"
by Trick_SLO January 18, 2007
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