When you are hit with a war hammer so hard that it turns you into the version of bacon most applicable to your race.

To be utterly horrible at a performance, act, or activity that one is trying very hard to be good at.

When your girlfriend eats a Western Bacon Cheeseburger, then during sex you mount her while she's taking a shit

During relations one dresses up in a whale costume, and slathers bacon grease on ones meat wand. The proceeds to slap the woman's vagina. Thus making the sound of bacon popping when being cooked.

Dried up worms on the sidewalk.