A man or woman sits on the lap of a Lady and passes gas on her vagina.

When you are hit with a war hammer so hard that it turns you into the version of bacon most applicable to your race.

To be utterly horrible at a performance, act, or activity that one is trying very hard to be good at.

When you buy a bacon on the go and want to kick the bacon grease out of the package

No, I did leave the 'e' off on purpose,

Squeez Bacon is self explanatory: it's bacon in a bootle; like ketchup. It's a delectable treat from Sweden that has somehow made it through the USDA into the shelves in America (shudders). It is said to be an almighty food worthy of the gods on the Think Geek website. I can't talk about the taste because i've never acually had it, but while it allows you to make a BBBLBT (Bacon-Bacon-Bacon-Lettuce-Bacon-Tomato) sandwich, to me the stuff looks like the filling expected to go in a frag grenade, and/or diarrhea. Now go buy a bottle for 7.99.

Act of nobbing pussy

When you are sitting in IHop and you reach for your bacon and realize you it wasn't your bacon.
When you take a stranger's bacon by accident.
When you take bacon that isn't yours.