To be utterly horrible at a performance, act, or activity that one is trying very hard to be good at.

When your girlfriend eats a Western Bacon Cheeseburger, then during sex you mount her while she's taking a shit

During relations one dresses up in a whale costume, and slathers bacon grease on ones meat wand. The proceeds to slap the woman's vagina. Thus making the sound of bacon popping when being cooked.

Free Range, All Natural, Fat Free, Organic Pussy.

slang for vagina

A ps3 live name for idiots and just plain wierdos who think there cool but actually dumb.most of the time they are skaters and when they're online they act like their badasses but they are not. They are weird gays who sleep with gay guys and eat pig testicles,henceforth that where swagg bacon nuggs come from. Swagg means sleeping with gay guys and bacon nuggs are pig testicles.

Swamp bacon is a type of salt-cured meat. Swamp bacon is prepared from several different cuts of meat, typically from the belly or back cuts from rodents of unusual size. It is considered a delicacy by those unfortunate enough to reside in a swamp and have little to no access to proper bacon, and is generally considered superior to having no bacon at all.