The act of using one's super-awesome bacon ray.
When baconating, one shoots another with a fiery hot beam of baconey goodness (bacon grease included.)

What the Baconator does.

The best answer ever to any question starting with "What's wrong with"

Means that you're not into guys.
You prefer girls.
Polite, food related way of saying lesbian.

n. Delicious strips of juicy, pork heaven. Served often at breakfast with eggs, but perfectly good served alone and at any time of day.

The act of using greasy bacon to stimulate the taint, which is also called the "bacon strip," and afterward consuming the bacon as well as orally enjoying the leftover bacon grease and flavor.

Also can be used simply with bacon flavored lube which requires less preparation and therefore can be more spur of the moment. However it is ultimately less satisfying for both participants sans bacon.

A thick stack of cash

A disease where someones typing is terrible. It is also transmittable.