by Tengu November 06, 2008
A place where minds have stagnated by a process of floating on one's Back and being baptized under-Water.
If you find yourself lost in some backwater town, don't try to reason with the natives. This could hurt their minds and provoke an attack.
by Cineambulist January 28, 2010
When the sexual partner put a water bottle up his partners butthole and squeezes the water out of the bottle and into the butthole
by Big_Rig05 April 06, 2017
Dude, After We were done messing around she had serious backwater.
Oh my gosh Jared!! You cum way tooo much!!! Last night, I had sooo much Portland Backwater when you were done.
Oh my gosh Jared!! You cum way tooo much!!! Last night, I had sooo much Portland Backwater when you were done.
by Miceazy772 December 17, 2009
A saying or term that reflects a hillbilly, or redneck mentality. A word to make fun of backwoods types.
1rst man: "I'm more frustrated than a dog with roller skates with a female in heat at the top of a concrete hill."
2nd man: "That's the backwater-bastardism of the week!"
2nd man: "That's the backwater-bastardism of the week!"
by Talsier September 08, 2010
(Sexual Act) The act of having a person excrete faeces into another persons mouth whilst they are licking water from a toilet.
Carl I can't believe you had a Backwater Pie with Alyssia, you know how notorious they are for spreading diseases!
by Chrisness2010 January 03, 2010
When you drop your toothbrush into the dirty sink or toilet and keep using it because you're too drunk or lazy to care. Also applies to when you knock someone elses toothbrush into the toilet and put it back without telling them.
I got home last night and dropped my toothbrush in the crapper. Nothin like a little late night backwater canoeing!
by ducockus234 August 29, 2012