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backfire at the disco

1. to fuck up whilst hitting on a girl.
2. the name of a song by the popular liverpool band the wombats. based on an incident of the same type featured in item one.
It's 8 o' clock and I'm feeling fine
I'm out on a date tonight
In a candle lit restaurant down by the riverside
Everything’s going alright I guess
She took down my number and home address
Everything was going perfectly until...

It backfired at the disco, she slapped me at the disco, I did something I'll never forget

It was a chat-up line built not to impress
More a sleazy remark on her whorish dress
My wires crossed like they've never done before
Well it's 3 o' clock and I'm feeling shite
I'm going home alone tonight
I made a move when it was well out of context

It backfired at the disco, she slapped me at the disco
I did something I'll never forget
It backfired at the disco, we were dancing at the disco
I made a move when it was well out of context

It backfired at the disco, we were dancing at the disco
It backfired at the disco, we were dancing at the disco
Yeah, it backfired at the disco, when she slapped me at the disco
It backfire at the disco, we were dancing at the disco

the wombats song describing how the lead singer 'backfired at the disco'.
by farisrotter July 30, 2007
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Backfire-Boulder Toss

The horrid event that occurs when your woman craps in your bed after you pull out of her ass. The boulder toss part happens when you forcefully hurl the backfire at the rear of her cranium. Very nasty...
"Yeah man when I pulled out and she backfired on my new linens, I picked her fecal matter up and nailed her with it!"

"Wow man, the legendary backfire-boulder toss!"
by Hanzo Steel May 19, 2006
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Backfire on Her Tongue

When a girl is licking your ass and you slide out a small amount of poo.
When Roxy was licking my ass the other night I couldn't resist to squeeze a little one out.

I ended up doing a backfire on her tongue.
by Mazzbot January 25, 2012
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Blumpkin Backfire

Toilet water that splashes on one's chin while giving a blumpkin.
Clean off your face, baby, you've got some blumpkin backfire on your chin.
by Purrris August 14, 2006
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the backfire

when a guy is at dinner and gets up to say goodbye, he stands up and reaches over the table to hug someone, and he inadvertently places his cannon within one inch of someone (who is still sitting down) at the table's face. the backfire-ee, if you will, then sharply turns their head not knowing their is a cannon pointed right at their face, and then proceeds to make full blown facial contact with the shaft and the ballbag of the backfire-er
1) holy shit man, that one time at the house of blues, i was giving my girl a hug goodbye, and i totally gave ginnie mae the backfire

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by The Muffler Of All Mufflers March 18, 2011
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Spunk Backfire

When you jizz into the girl's mouth and the skank spits it back at you.
James : WTF was with the spunk backfire?! You got it all over my t-shit!
Alice : *Nervous Laugh*, sorry.
James : Bitch! Oh yer btw, I have herpes.
Alice : Mmmm.
by bumasterflex September 22, 2010
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Detroit City Backfire

When you fart on someones pillow giving them pink eye.
I gave George a Detroit City Backfire, and now he has pink eye.
by Forgot-My-Name! September 21, 2010
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