the act of of titty fucking ones buttox covered in hott maple syrup then preceeding to wipe off the syrup and secretions with a pancake and eat

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.