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1. A person that is equal in your esteem to a lump of feces

2. A lump of feces
In the Pilot Episode of Firefly (aired last by the same backbirths that cancelled it after less than a season) the "Purplebelly" Federal Agent sometimes called the "Mole" says, “Do you think I am a complete back birth?”
by —thoughtstorms— March 26, 2009
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Sep 12 Word of the Day
Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.
A:dude, Anatidaephobia is the coolest phobia ever!
B:quack!
by blank babushka October 24, 2009
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(n.) A pejorative whose recipient the utterer believes to have been born through his mother's anus; an assbaby. May be applied equally to those who exhibit stupid, sociopathic, or otherwise fecal behavior.
"Do you think I'm a total backbirth?"
"Dude, quit being such a damn backbirth!"
by BoxOfSigns February 14, 2010
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A colorful term meaning approximately "hick", "idiot", or "stupid person".
"You think I'm a complete backbirth?"
"He’s a total backbirth."
by Bob Aman June 16, 2008
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