The nice friend who gets stuck with the shitty job of making sure your overly-intoxicated friend makes it home without puking all over the place or harming his or herself. Often you have to hold their hair while they barf in the bathroom.
Tom:"Who's going to do the babysitting for Brooke; she's drunk out of her mind."

Ryan: "Aw, shit i'll take care of her"

Tom: "Aiight the rest of us are going to go out and drink some more..."

Brooke: *Barf* "Oh my God i'm soooo shit-faced right now"
by shitfaced_singer August 14, 2010
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When you are drinking at a party and you've only had 2 or 3 shots rather then getting hammered with the rest of the crowd.
by stacksinorder October 25, 2012
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Where your girlfriend tells you she's going when she's really going to another guys house to fuck
Girlfriend: "Hey Josh I'll be babysitting for this lady Friday and Saturday night, all night too."
Josh: "Can i come and see you"
Girlfriend: "No. Absolutely not. The lady doesn't want anyone else over, not even to come out front and say hi."

by MacBeast May 14, 2007
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Time people spend at other people's houses chasing after their runny nosed bratty kidz while they are out having a good time. Your also expected to feed, entertain, play with, tell lies to, and read bedtime stories to their demon children. But it is a lucrative business and easy to get into.
GIRL1-I'm babysitting
GIRL2-haha have fun with that...
GIRL1-well, at least I'll be able to buy some pot next weekend!
by ily4 April 15, 2008
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When you go over a girl's (woman) house and THINK you gone get the drawls, only to sit up all night FOR NOTHING because she's playing all hard to get and shit, completely wasting your f*cking time!!!

Sitting up with a female all night and not getting any.
Maaaan, I thought FOR SHO I was going to bang Tiffany last night. I didn't get shit! Ended up just babysitting her ass.
by Reggie November 28, 2004
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