The warm, fuzzy, magical feeling inside when looking into the eyes of a baby. A new born baby contains especially potent baby magic. If you are able to channel this magic into a usable force, it can be used in a number of different ways. Baby magic can be used make lotions, charm bracelets, an unofficial cure for cancer and HIV, gargoyles, and Michigan.

A euphemism for “kill me” now that composting oneself after one’s death has become popular.

When you change a baby's poop diaper and ten minutes later they poop again