A baby chocolate face can be achieved by first having anal intercourse with a pregnant woman followed by vaginal intercourse. The feces at the end of the penis touches the fetus' face, hence baby chocolate face.
That pregnant woman just received a baby chocolate face.
by jdrama11 July 19, 2009
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Making a baby with a girl by ejaculating on the girls face.
Hutch: "I just made a baby two nights ago..."
Hollywood: "On her face"
Hutch: "We made a face baby..... You ever cum on a girls face Nanners?"
SeaNanners: "No (Laugh) I haven't"
Hutch: "I Have"
by Bhindo June 15, 2011
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When someone makes you laugh so hard or makes you so excited, the only thing left to do is make babies with their face.
Lindsay-"my boyfriend is SO funny! I just want to make A Face Baby with him!!"

Robbert-"So my girlfriend said she wants to make Face Babies. But the problem is, I have a really hairy chin. I'm afraid they'll turn out like trolls!"

See: Facegasm
by Lintu Marie July 24, 2008
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face babies: Pronounciation ('fAs - 'bA-bEs)

n. a protrusion of the face usually resulting from PMS or oily skin. Can be dime sized to quarter sized. Also known as pimples.
Example: Make sure he doesn't have any face babies before you give him your number!
by Keigh-Tee March 26, 2007
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Basically another way to say idgaf I’m goin for it. I’m goin in. BLUEFACE BABY
•James Charles when he found out Lil Nas X was gay: “BLUE FACE BABY
•My doors open, parents are home, forgot condoms. My boyfriend: “BLUE FACE BABY”
by DesTINYree July 09, 2019
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To be overly:
confused
bored
mad
sad
temptatious
intuned
glad
or excited.

It is used to overly exaggerate that specific feeling.
And no, it DOES NOT literally mean anything. It's an IDIOMATIC EXPRESSION, it does NOT mean that you actually want to punch a baby in the face.
I'm so confused, I just want to punch a baby in the face.
by xFreedomx September 25, 2008
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